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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

marianne182

The Lyrics

Uh uh, I cant shit
uh huh, and it hurts to sit
cause i can't shit
uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is

Give up, watcha pushin' for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before.
And if, you could only stay with pee,
you will see
I like poo the way it is
when i'm sittin' on the can
and turds are falling one by one but its become

something that's round and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd i have to go and get me so constipated
see the way that crap's stuck in the hole gets me frustrated
goes like this i,
i try and i cry and i ache
and i look in the bowl and that turd's stuck in my intestine
and i believe i'm never ever gonna pass it
no no no

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd i have to go and get me so constipated
see the way that crap's stuck in the hole gets me frustrated
goes like this i,
i try and i cry and i ache
and i look in the bowl and that turd's stuck in my intestine
and i believe i'm never ever gonna pass it
no no no

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd i have to go and get me so constipated
see the way that crap's stuck in the hole gets me frustrated
goes like this i,
i try and i cry and i ache
and i look in the bowl and that turd's stuck in my intestine
and i believe i'm never ever gonna pass it
no no no
taking other peoples work is wrong and you know what goes around comes around...

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