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Song Parodies -> "Constapated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constapated"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

UH UH
it hurts like this
UH UH
UH UH
thats the way it is

'cause it hurts like this
UH UH
UH UH
thats the way it is

Come out
whats the hold up for
cant poop
and boy my ass is sore
and if I only watched what I eat
I would be

able
to let it all out
go on
with my normal route
and my time in the bathroom is done
and I wont become

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?
I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if I had just eaten
much better

I cant
get it to come out
hurts bad
I can feel it now
Where it is, and where I need it to be,
its making me

Cry out
when the pain returns
come out
take a couple turns
You know
the pain hurts really bad
because Im

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?
I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if I had just eaten
much better
(much better)
(Much better)
(much better)
(much better)
(much better)

Come out
whats the hold up for
cant poop
and boy my ass is sore
and if I only watched what I eat
I would be

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?
I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if I had just eaten
much better

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated?
I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if I had just eaten
much better

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 36

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Tiger - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a stupid song and it did not resemble Avril Lavinge version
hottopicfairy - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Try something a little less immature next time!
i - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
its funny but a little gross
Fred - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike that was great. It was very humerous, and immature( just the way I like it). Don't listen to anybody who doesn't like it cuz' you da parody man. ;)
girlwhosoldtheworld - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Ok, Lavigne is probably the worst, least talented and fakest person in the world right now but that was just plain immature
Spelling checker - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
You misspelled Constipated.
wormgirl - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
avril would have won her fans back for a song like this :-)
Johanna - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
u suck
Weird Al (NOT!) - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
BOO!
Gunther Garfunkle - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
You basically ruined the whole song. You suck. "Weird Al" Yankovic's version is so much better. You're just sick.

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