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Song Parodies -> "Skwerl Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8ter Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Skwerl Boi"

Parody Written by:

Chesecat

The Lyrics

He was a skwerl, She was a moose.
Can i make it any less obvoius.
He liked nuts, She'd eat him,
If he was tasty.
He was in love,
She'd never tell.
Secretly she wanted him for lunch.
But all of his hairs,
Stuck up from their ends.
He had a problem with her scary horns (if that's what you call 'em)

He is a Skwerl Boi,
She said eat ya later boi,
He wasn't tasty enough for her.

She had some scary horns,
He runs away from them,
Even though he loves her mooore.

Five min. from now,
He will be gone.
Don't ask me, I don't know how.
I will be sad.
So will his mom.
Everyone else will just laugh
They will go to his grave,
Throw bombs and granades
This skwerl wasn't loved at all.
Big holes in the ground
Showed where he lied,
Sometimes animals can be so cruelllll.

He was a Skwerl Boi,
She said you were tasty boi,
She gulped him down in one bite.

Now he is goooone,
Stuck in a black pit,
Filled with acid to the rimmmmmm.

He was a Skwerl Boi,
She said you were tasty boi,
She gulped him down in one bite.

Now he goooone,
Stuck in a black pit,
She gulped him down in one bite.

Sorry sqwerl, but you were tasty,
Well tough luck you'll burn up now.
You are just more than just my meal,
This is where you life ends.
To bad that you couldn't see.
See your end coming from me
You tasted better than I could think,
You saw your death way too late.

He was a skwerl, She was a moose,
They made each others lives worse.
She ate him,
You havent heard?
How she made him dissapear from this world!

She ate the Skwerl Boi,
She said you were yummy boi,
It only took one bite.

You filled my stomach up,
Made me shout with glee,
My hunger pains went away!

She ate the Skwerl Boi,
She said you were yummy boi,
It only took one bite.

You filled my stomach up,
Made me shout with glee,
My hunger pains went awaayyyyy!!!!

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 15

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me - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Moose eat squirrels? Well you learn something every day. lol. Ok then.......
Princess Ana - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You were drunk, weren't you.

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