Song Parodies -> Dialated
| Original Song Title: | "Complicated" |
| Original Performer: | Avril Lavigne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dialated" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
This is all about every stoner's favorite subject: drugs
Uh huh, pipes are great
Uh huh, uh huh, that's how great it is
You smoke like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out, whatcha yelling' for?
You suffer from hangovers.
And if you could only quit the weed
And also speed.
I tried drugs early last month,
As you smoke your fifteenth blunt,
And you're talking strangely one on one but there's no one.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
You have hallucinations,
Thinking that you're someone else
Where you are and where it's at you see,
You're taking speed
Laugh out when you use your nose,
Bleeding on your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone,
Now pass the blunt.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Fall down, then you can't reach the door.
And if you could only quit the weed
And also speed.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
Uh huh, uh huh, that's how great it is
You smoke like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out, whatcha yelling' for?
You suffer from hangovers.
And if you could only quit the weed
And also speed.
I tried drugs early last month,
As you smoke your fifteenth blunt,
And you're talking strangely one on one but there's no one.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
You have hallucinations,
Thinking that you're someone else
Where you are and where it's at you see,
You're taking speed
Laugh out when you use your nose,
Bleeding on your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone,
Now pass the blunt.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Fall down, then you can't reach the door.
And if you could only quit the weed
And also speed.
Drugs is your hell, it's hurting your health.
You're taking zig-zags, like beating down fags.
You're saying is it cool, you're starting to drool heavily.
Tell me,
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no
Why you smoke the weed and your eyes get so dialated,
Your eyes are glazy
You're taking about three acid drops, it's so overrated,
You look so crazy when you,
Hit the bong to the song,
And you freak and you tweak and your seeing hamsters talking.
LSD and PCP will never get you major baked, yeah.
no no no
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