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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Avril Lastinky

The Lyrics

Uh Huh
It hurts like this
Uh huh
Uh huh
thats how bad it is

Cause there is no s***
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
thats how bad it is

Im mad
thats what i'm yellin for
no crap
its never been like this before
and if it would come out let it be
Help me

I don't like s*** crammed in my a**
when I cant even fart
And it wont even come out one by one
but it becomes

something else
stuck in my butt
watchin the can
like it cant relax
it looks like a stool sample to me
come out

CHORUS:
why'd I have to go and get so constipated
I see the way its prarie doggin in and out of my butt
gets me frusterated
poops like this
It wont fall, it wont crawl, it wont break and it takes what it gets and turns it into
Honestly, it promised me
it would come out sooner or later
come out, come out

Im mad
thats what i'm yellin for
no crap
its never been like this before
and if it would come out let it be
Help me

something else
stuck in my butt
watchin the can
like it cant relax
it looks like a stool sample to me
come out

CHORUS

No poo no
(No no)
No poo no
(No no)
No poo no
(No no)
No poo no
(No no)
No poo no
(No no)

CHORUS X2

(NO NO POO)

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