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Song Parodies -> "Frogkiller (the Glenn Beck anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Floorfiller"

Original Performer:

A*Teens

Parody Song Title:

"Frogkiller (the Glenn Beck anthem)"

Parody Written by:

DC-9

The Lyrics

Glenn Beck recently boiled what appeared to be a frog on his TV show. Although he claims the frog was fake (and it very well may have been), it was still shocking to many people.
Frogkiller
Frogkiller
Frogkiller

Hey Mr. Glenn Beck, in case you forgot
The water is boiling, remember that it's hot
Froggy's not gonna drown if he's in (a chiller)
If the temperature is down, he'll still live (no thriller)

You're getting psycho, you're losing your brain
Dispatching a frog makes us think you're insane
Just like Freddy, or Jason, you know (blood spiller)
With a chainsaw or hatchet, whoa whoa (spine chiller)

GLEN SAYS: Freeze, better boil it hot

FROG SAYS: Glenny please, how 'bout not
Throwin' me in the water

Glenny is a psycho
(Frog killer)
No more ads from GEICO *
(Frog killer)

The French are getting hungry, Yankees getting queasy
Can you smell it
Hear us tell it:

Frogkiller

Kermit will have quite a nightmare tonight
He saw Glenny's eyes, when they sparkled full of spite
We won't watch, kick in crotch, that is what it seems like
Have to wonder out loud, what are Glenn Beck's dreams like?

GLEN SAYS: Freeze, better boil it hot

FROG SAYS: Glenny please, how 'bout not
Throwin' me in the water

Glenny is a psycho
(Frog killer)
No more ads from GEICO *
(Frog killer)

The French are getting hungry, Yankees getting queasy
Can you smell it
Hear us tell it:

Frogkiller

He won't turn to prince when he lands in the pot
He won't get a kiss from that princess who's so hot
See the slime, green like lime, floating on the water
Better cover the eyes of your six-year-old daughter

GLEN SAYS: Freeze, better boil it hot

FROG SAYS: Glenny please, how 'bout not
Throwin' me in the water

Glenny is a psycho
(Frog killer)
No more ads from GEICO *
(Frog killer)

The French are getting hungry, Yankees getting queasy
Can you smell it
Hear us tell it:

Frogkiller!!!!
* GEICO pulled their ads from the Glenn Beck show after his infamous "racist" remarks, and as far as I know they still don't advertise with him.

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Old Man Ribber - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh...THAT "frog killer!" I thought this was a song about the guillotine. ;D
Andria - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody, but Glenn Beck is a fascist idiot in my books. FTR, I saw the frog-boiling segment at the house of a Republican friend who insisted on putting on Glenn Beck against my wishes and those of others present, and it was very disturbing.
adagio - September 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Obviously nobody watched the whole thing...it was only a rubber frog....fake.
rob - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
fake frog. you liberals will coat hanger a baby a day before it come out of the hopper and worry bout a fake frog. how just increasing the meds and letting grandma die. libs are god anyway, they know how long to let someones life go right? how bout that war for oil ? good principals...

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