Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Gropable Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces Of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Gropable Me"

Parody Written by:

Julian

The Lyrics

i dont know why i did this, it doesn't make sence lol
on a monday i am lazy,
on a tuesday i am grazing,
and by wednesday i can't eat,
then my clcok beeps, i hit it,
and my hands want to touch you, cause youv'e come to fe-ed me.

eat, with you i eat so fast,
i want to catch my breath but im to fat!,

ohhh, im just to gropable to find my head upon these walls,
i hate the way i feel,
ohhh its as if i ate 2 cows in one day, i just want to use, jenny craig right now....
oh gropa, gropa, gropable me,
gropa, gropa gropable me.

i eat heeps, i need heeps, im deathless, and scenless
and no one seems that fair, im angry, 2-4-7. and im never happy,
and i cant stop, help me hear!!!!!

eat, with you i eat so fast, i want to catch my breath but im to fat!!!

ohhh, im just to gropable to find my head upon these walls,
i hate the way i feel,
ohhh its as if i ate 2 cows in one day, i just want to use, jenny craig right now....
oh gropa, gropa, gropable me,

why dont you know?! everything that im gunna eat,
am i that obvious, and if im raining on your face, i hope that its my sweat,
yeah.....

on a monday, i am lazt,
tuesday, i am grazing, inbto your mum,
so i can eat....
HER!!!!!
ohhh, im just to gropable to find my head upon these walls,
i hate the way i feel,
ohhh its as if i ate 2 cows in one day, i just want to use, jenny craig right now....
oh gropa, gropa, gropable me,
gropa, gropa gropable me,
gropa gropa gropable me,
gropa gropa gropable me,
gropa gropa gropable.....
www.expage.com/julianvermon

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

smeagolsarrived - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
YEAH I'm the 1st person to leave a comment! Your spelling sucks. Otherwise, not bad.
Natasha - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You spelt clock wrong

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ashleesimpson7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 391