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Song Parodies -> "Pieces of the WWE"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Pieces of the WWE"

Parody Written by:

Pat Voigtsberger

The Lyrics

On a monday im watching
Tuesday I am botching
and by wednesday patrick is complaining
Then the phone rings they fired Rue
and i know that upsets you

Ratings, Raw is dropping so fast
billy gunn can hardly catch his breath
i hope heinderich lasts..

OHHH
it seems like dumb 12 year old
cant admit the fact that it is not real
guerrero does NOT lie cheat and steal
OHHHH
ughhh stop censoring one god damn letter
it would make wrestling better
STONE COLD IS RAISING HELL
in the pieces
the pieces
pieces of the WWE

Tazz is moody, RVD is messy
the fans get restless, how did you guess
when you write an e-mail they wont listen
dissapoint fans, its there mission
and vince wont still until he loses all his hair
that the bashams act like we care

Ratings, Raw is dropping so fast
billy gunn can hardly catch his breath
i hope heinderich lasts..

OHHH
it seems like dumb 12 year old
cant admit the fact that it is not real
guerrero does NOT lie cheat and steal
OHHHH
ughhh stop censoring one god damn letter
it would make wrestling better
STONE COLD IS RAISING HELL
in the pieces
the pieces
pieces of the WWE

How do we all know?
everything vince is about to say
are the spoilers that obvious?
and if John Cena is not face
then wrestling is vvvvery gay

On a monday im watching
Tuesday I am botching
and by wednesday patrick is complaining
Then the phone rings they fired Rue
and i know that upsets you

OHHH
it seems like dumb 12 year old
cant admit the fact that it is not real
guerrero does NOT lie cheat and steal
OHHHH
ughhh stop censoring one god damn letter
it would make wrestling better
STONE COLD IS RAISING HELL
in the pieces
the pieces
pieces of the WWE






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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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pikapal - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish ashlee would sing about wrestling than about pieces. This soung would be more popular.
Beef Wang, BobyBird's Trusty Boxer Dog! - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
WOOF WOOF! Some funny stuff here fritter. I don't need to byte yore knackers orf cause this sucks...cause it KICKS ASS! BEEF WANG. "Woof Woof!"

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