All my friends stand in a circle and point and stare all at me.
I'd look down, high and low and no matter what, I couldn't see.
My boyfriend wouldn't look at me now anymore, little kids would cry and fall on to the floor, and all my "fans" would boo and yell at me, now I see I know why.

N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,

Need to find a surgeon fast
Surgeon fast

Oh, I know, I need another one,
Jessica, you do too.
I'll call dad, he'll give us money
Can't pay myself, cause I'm broke,
The tabloids won't be making fun of me no more.
Once this thing is gone I'll sell a song for sure.
So let's go, let's get another one,
Say good-bye to this snoot.

N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
I need a new

N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,

I need a new nose
Ready for surgery, Jess is right next to me,
Michael, yes he's here too.
All done with surgery, next comes the perjury,
On an E! Interview.


N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
I got a new

N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
I got a new nose
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
I got a new nose
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
I got a new
I got a new
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O, N-O, N-O,
N-O-S-E
N-O, N-O, N-O,

I got a new nose