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Song Parodies -> "Pieces of Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Pieces of Cheese"

Parody Written by:

The Untalented

The Lyrics

it's an original
On a Monday mozzarella
On a Tuesday I ate feta
And by Wednesday I love cheese

And I m cutting a straight slice
Cut it a good twice
Also grate it fine

Oh when I chew so fast
Out of all my cheese I just hope it last.
Oh I love marble, blue and good old
I do treat cheese just like gold
Oh don't we all hate when our cheese grows nasty mold
Because that's the way it's told

And the pieces
Pieces, pieces of
Cheese..

Straight from moouooe
Then to milky
So then chunky
Also lumpy
Now mold it and
You've got cheese

When I'm hungry
You will feed me
When I m thirsty
A drink please
Just cause life is fair

Oh when I chew so fast
Out of all my cheese I just hope it last.
Oh I love marble, blue and good old
I do treat cheese just like gold
Oh don't we all hate when our cheese grows nasty mold
Because that's the way it's told

Oh how do you know everything I'm about to eat. Am I that cheesy?
Even if it's placed on my plate. Because I never hope it melts away

On a monday Mozarella
On a tuesday I ate Feda
Or is it the taste that i love???
Don't use this song!!!!...www.untalented-theband.piczo.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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Whiskered Rooster - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I really had a problem pacing this, but maybe I'm just not feeling the original song. On the other hand, I love cheese, and so your parody is to me like an anthem of sorts. Thank you. 354.
Queen Sluggy - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it. A cheesey parody for a cheesey song. But I also had a problem with the pacing. 355
:.Griffster.: The Untalented - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes im in The Untalented And Yes the pacing is bad and no i didn't right much of the song. (Only gave suggestions)
Raphiki t.s.m---The Untalented - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I aplogize to all for my minor pacing errors srry guys and also some parts are ment to be held (the notes) . dont forget to visit our site!!

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