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Song Parodies -> "Don't Grade Based On Who's Your Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Grade Based On Who's Your Friend"

Parody Written by:

Pink Panther

The Lyrics

This just happened to me today. I was in a group with two of my friends for a presentation, and the students graded us on our presentation and gave us comments. So this little bitch, Elizabeth*, gave my friends both perfect scores because she likes them, but she gave me an F because she hates me! And she wrote (this is the exact quote) "Your part of the presentation sucked. You hardly did anything good on it. Sorry, but you ruined it for me." Everyone else gave me at least a B+, so I know I wasn't bad. And the only way I knew how to handle it was write a parody, so I did. I've been wanting to do this song for a while and it's what came to mind when I sat down thinking, I'm going to let my anger out in a parody. Read on to find out more about my misfortune! *Name has been changed, LOL
Ha!... Ha!

What's in your warped mind
What's in your warped mind
Whoa, whoa, I know you hate me
Who the hell are you
Who the hell are you
Whoa, whoa, to grade me so down

Everyone else liked me
Saw your grade, can't believe
All the bile that you wrote just to ease your damn soul
But I'm better than that
Your comments are bullshit
Whoa, whoa, ha!

[CHORUS:]
You gave the girls in my group an A+
But then you wrote that I sucked
Don't grade based on who's your friend!
You need a damn attitude adjustment
You made me write this lament
Don't grade based on who's your friend!

Well, I'm sorry you don't like me
And that you gave me a goddamn F
Why do you have, it in for me?
Well, now when you talk to me, I'll pretend that I'm deaf

You think I talk to much
And that I'm dumb and such
I'd like to kick your ass
Guess ya better run fast!
When you see me again,
Girl ya better watch out,
Whoa, whoa, ha!

[CHORUS:]
You gave the girls in my group an A+
But then you wrote that I sucked
Don't grade based on who's your friend!
You need a damn attitude adjustment
You made me write this lament
Don't grade based on who's your friend!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Please stop grading all your friends, higher I'm sick of it
But you always do that 'cause you're a little bitch

[CHORUS:]
You gave the girls in my group an A+
But then you wrote that I sucked
Don't grade based on who's your friend!
You need a damn attitude adjustment
You made me write this lament
Don't grade based on who's your friend!

You gave the girls in my group an A+
But then you wrote that I sucked
Don't grade based on who's your friend!
You need a damn attitude adjustment
You made me write this lament
Don't grade based on who's your friend!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, don't grade based on who's your friend!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, don't grade based on who's your friend!
I think- in fact, I'm pretty sure- that the pacing is fine. I'm glad I got that off my chest, and in fact, I'm feeling a lot better! Yay! Hope you liked it! Vote on it and leave a comment!

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Warning! - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
They grade that way on this site too...
Pink Panther - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, I know. But the good thing about writing a parody is that you're anonymous. You know? No one really knows who you are! Though I guess you could grade someone based on other parodies you've seen by the same author.

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