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Song Parodies -> "Nicks Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Nicks Wife"

Parody Written by:

Your Worst Enemy

The Lyrics

well i heard that she played gay in a movie,and nicks and jessicas marriage didn't work out so i'd put 2 and 2 together and TA DA!
Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha,

Whatcha been doin'? Whatcha been doin?
owwwwww, ow,
Haven't seen ya 'round,

How you been feelin'? How you been feelin'?
owwwwww, ow,
Don't you bring me down,

All that shit about me,
Being with my sister,
Can't believe that its true,
All the lies that you told,
Are really why jessica and nick broke,
But I'm bigger man than nick(even though i'm no man),
No, you don't have my heart,
No, No, HA



Hey, how long till i'll come out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till jessica comes out,
Cause you really got it right,
I didn't steal nicks wife,

Well I'm not sorry,
That she called me baby,
And that I answered back by calling her babe,
Don't be worried,
I'm not with this gay crowd,
And when I go out tonight,
I'm going home with my baby,
Just got back from my tour,
I'll mess with my girl for sure,
All I want is some fun,
Guess that I'd better run towards jessica,
Hollywood sucks you in,
But it won't spit me out,
Whoa Whoa, HA


Hey, how long till i'll come out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till jessica comes out?
Cause you really got it right,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till we go down the aisle,
We'll never file for divorce,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till i'll admit my love,
Don't you know that nick stole my girl?
I didn't steal nicks wife,

ohh baby ooh jessica
ohh baby ooh jessica

Please stop telling nick,
I'm getting sick of him,
Always staring at me like I took his wife'

Hey, how long till i'll come out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till jessicas coming out?
Cause you really got it right,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till we go down the aisle,
We'll never file for divorce,
I didn't steal nicks wife,
Hey, how long till i'll admit my love,
Don't you know nick stole my girl?
I didn't steal nicks wife,

ah ha,
owww, I didn't steal nicks wife,
ah ha,
owww, I didn't steal nicks wife

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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BeTHaNY - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's, that was great, I wouldn't be surprised if Ashlee was like that, she sucks....and looks like a man! Great parody!

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