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Song Parodies -> "www.noclue.com"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"www.noclue.com"

Parody Written by:

Shawn SychoSide

The Lyrics

This parody came in mind when I was on the internet. Someone said "I suck at the internet," and I happened to have Boyfriend stuck in mind so that part clicked. The rest came to me when I decided to write it.
What've I been typing?
What've I been viewing?
Whoa, Whoa.
"Formation'll be in the gateway.
How do I find that?
How do I search that?
Whoa, Whoa.
Come and show me how.

All this stuff on the net,
"Simpson went nude," it's not true.
Biggest noob that you'll see
Just please don't pick on me
But I'm worsened by sites,
That refuse to help me out
No, no, ha.

Hey, how long till the server kicks me off,
And doesn't let me back in?
I suck on the internet
Hey, how long till the users pick on me,
And call me a newbie?
I suck on the internet

Well I'm sorry
That I'm not better,
And that I'm not as good as you are
Don't go ranting
I'm not Gilmour
And when I connect tonight
I'm downloading more porn

Just got off from your chat
And I'm a joke whore and that
World Wide Web hates me now
But I guess I won't quit

Hey, how long till the server kicks me off,
And doesn't let me back in?
I suck on the internet
Hey, how long till the users pick on me,
And call me a newbie?
I suck on the internet
Hey, how long till you stop picking at me,
Instead of wasting your time?
I'm a joke on the internet
Hey, how long till you're logging it all off,
And stop, and leave me alone?
I suck on the internet

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha

Please stop ranting on about me
I'm getting sick of it
Always ranting at me like I'm someone's newbie

Hey, how long till the server kicks me off,
And doesn't let me back in?
I suck on the internet
Hey, how long till the users pick on me,
And call me a newbie?
I suck on the internet
Hey, how long till you stop picking at me,
Instead of wasting your time?
I'm a joke on the internet
Hey, how long till you're logging it all off,
And stop, and leave me alone?
I suck on the internet

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha
Whoa, I suck on the internet
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha
Whoa, I suck on the internet

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