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Song Parodies -> "N.Y.P.D."

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Vinnie Rouge

The Lyrics

This is a work of humor and should not in any way be taken as an insult to the real men and women of the New York City Police Department. Enjoy in the spirit in which it is written, and have a donut.
Verse 1
Late last month, I went to Manhattan and
Thought I'd go, out for a jog
Cops rolled up, beat me with two by fours
Peed on me, and so did their dog
They thought I was a thug looking to start a fight
Cause I was near Harlem and oh crap, I'm white
Cuffed me up, threw me into their car
Which smelled like, a burning bog

NY, NY, NY (Somebody let me out!)
NY, NY, NY (This is ridiculous)
NY, NY, NY (I'm busting out)
NY, NY, NY (I'm mocking these cops)

Now I'll be in jail for life, jail for life

Verse 2
Now hold up, who said you could touch my stuff
Hey, that's rude, that's MY food
They think I'm smuggling heroin,
Now haven't these guys heard of proof?
They think that I'm the leader of a drug cartel
Now don't you put that glove on, you can go to hell
Just hold up, I'm a Canadian
They said, A-ha, he'll have weed


They took my magazines, they took my jellybeans
They took my book about kites
They took my barbecue, they want my wallet too
Don't touch my butt, I have rights!


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. I stumbled on pacing a couple of times...but it was pretty good over all, and the following bits totally made me LOL:

Just hold up, I'm a Canadian
They said, A-ha, he'll have weed

and...the whole segment at the end was wonderful, but of course the best line was...

Don't touch my butt, I have rights!

A fabulous effort...I really enjoyed it...=)
cameron - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
it sucks!and u suck too!
noone - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You're a complete fool.

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