Song Parodies -> Hostage
| Original Song Title: | "La La" |
| Original Performer: | Ashlee Simpson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hostage" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Dearing |
Somewhere in Iraq...
Evil scum cut off his right hand
And they treated him like dirt
And they threw him like a line-man
They like him better when he's hurt
Oh, they won't get away with this
We won't let them
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
His treatment was cruel and inhumane
Shoved a knife into his gut
Cuz these terrorists are all insane
Broke his back and beat him up
Oh, they won't get away with this
We won't let them
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Crushed his fingers with the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
They hate Christ, it's true
But we'll blow them up tonight
Cuz they hate us too
And won't change, won't see the light
They're through, they're through
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Crushed his fingers with the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, he's not the real God, la la la
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they're gonna die now, la la la
They made him worship Allah, la la la, la la la
la la, la la la, la la la, la la, la la la...
And they treated him like dirt
And they threw him like a line-man
They like him better when he's hurt
Oh, they won't get away with this
We won't let them
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
His treatment was cruel and inhumane
Shoved a knife into his gut
Cuz these terrorists are all insane
Broke his back and beat him up
Oh, they won't get away with this
We won't let them
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Crushed his fingers with the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
They hate Christ, it's true
But we'll blow them up tonight
Cuz they hate us too
And won't change, won't see the light
They're through, they're through
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Crushed his fingers with the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They made him worship Allah
Made him bow down on the floor
They're full of blind hate
Slammed his face into the door
They act like animals
They smell blood and they want more
They make me wanna
They make me wanna scream
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they worship Allah, la la la
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, he's not the real God, la la la
They made him worship Allah,
la la la, la la la, they're gonna die now, la la la
They made him worship Allah, la la la, la la la
la la, la la la, la la la, la la, la la la...
Deuteronomy 13:5-9,13-15free online Bible
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