I have been bitten, I have been bitten
Ow, Ow
By a rabid dog

Now I've got rabies, now I've got rabies
Ouch, Ouch
Don't you bring me down,

All those people I bit
In the street
Can't believe,
All the rabies I spread
On my face there is foam
Ran you down in the road
Now I'm biting your back,
Yeah, yeah, **munchy noises**

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till they're gonna take me out
And your running for your shots,
So you don't catch my ra-bies
Hey, how long till I've cornered you alone
You've got nowhere left to go
Now I can give you rabies

Well I'm sorry,
That it saw me
And that it bit my ankle-bone
So be worried
I will bite him
And when you go out tonight,
You're going home alone,
Just got back from my tour,
You're a mess girl for sure,
All you want is some pills,
Tylenol, try advil,
Hardly have bitten you
Here's some spit from my mouth
Foam, Foam, HA

[Chorus]

All it takes is a little bit of spit
But you can't get rid of it
You've fin'lly got my rabies
Hey, how long till you break out in foam
Cause otherwise it is wrong,
Then you couldn't have my rabies
Hey, how long till you're running for your life
Like I had to run for mine
But I still got them rabies
Maybe I got these rabies from a bat,
And I gave them to your cat
In hopes that you'd get rabies

Shots, Shots, PILLS
Vac-ine, Vac-ine, PILLS

[doctor]

Please stop bitin' all your friends
I'm getting sick of them,
Always comin' back for meds, when you bitten "em

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till the meds start kickin' in
Cuz I've put them in my mouth
But I still have rabies
Hey, how long till my face is free of foam
Cause now it looks so wrong
Since I've had these rabies
Hey, how long till I get back my old life
Instead of having a disease
That the doctor called rabies
Hey, how long till the doctor calls me up
Cuz it's time for my check up
I have no more rabies

Ya-ay, Ya-ay, Ya-ay, HA,
Ra-bies, I gave you rabies
No-o, No-o, No-o
Yeah, I have no rabies.