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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

What you been doin'
What you been doin'
Whoa, whoa
Haven't seen you around
How you been eatin'
How you been eatin'
Whoa, whoa
Don't you bring me down

All that stuff about me
Eatin your food, can't believe
All the lies that you told
Just to eat your own soul
But I'm crunchier than that
No, you don't have my back
No, no, (burp)

[Chorus]
Hey, how long till the ice cream drowns you out
Don't put grass up in my mouth
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you eat what's goin on
Cause you really got it wrong
I didn't steal your breakfast

Well I'm sorry
If it misses you
And if it doesn't, go get your own
Don't be worried
I'm not with it
And when It goes out of taste, I'm gonna buy my own

Just got back from my lunch
I did not have my brunch
All I want is some food
I should swallow an chew
Cereal sucks you in
But it won't spit me out
Whoa, whoa, wow

[Chorus]
Hey, how long till the ice cream drowns you out
Don't put grass up in my mouth
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you eat what's goin on
Cause you really got it wrong
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you look at your own food
Instead of looking into mine
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you let me go and eat
Don't you got something to eat
I didn't steal your breakfast

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yum
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yum

Please stop telling all your friends
I'm getting sick of them
Always chewing on me like I took it from ya

[Chorus]
Hey, how long till the ice cream drowns you out
Don't put grass up in my mouth
I didn't steal your breafast
Hey, how long till you eat what's goin on
Cause you really got it wrong
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you look at your own food
Instead of looking into mine
I didn't steal your breakfast
Hey, how long till you let me go and eat
Don't you got something to eat
I didn't steal your breakfast

Whoa, whoa, whoa, delicious
Whoa, I didn't steal your breakfast
Whoa, whoa, whoa, delicious
Whoa, I didn't steal your breakfast

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