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Song Parodies -> "Click Me To Enter"

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Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Click Me To Enter"

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The Lyrics

This is a parody of the extravagant ways that people get you to join their porn sites.
You wanna know me. Check out how sweet I look to you.
Erase your history. Don't let your wife know what you do.

I've got a thousand pics of me half naked, you see.
Not everybody's seen my tendency to tease.

Got soap suds on my shirt; and I'm the biggest flirt.
Watch me play solo or pose with my friends in my gallery.
Got webcam shows that start on Fridays after dark.
If you want quick access to my site of pornography, baby, just click me.

I know you're wantin'. You can pretend that I want you back.
Look in my eyes. So I can make you feel like that.

I've got 500 gigs of vids of me on my knees.
I'll add 100 more by the end of next week.

I'm wearin' a half-shirt and rollin' in the dirt.
The price is half off but that will be changing eventually.
Your membership will start when you give me your card.
If you want to see me on my site of pornography, pay my low, low fee.

I'm a naughty girl in this sex-crazed world.
I'm a sexy girl in this porno world.
I'm a simple girl in a complex world.
A nasty girl, you wanna get with me.

I took off my t-shirt. I sure know how to flirt.
Do you like solo or threesomes with two other girls and me?

I have some vids with guys. Not lesbian, I'm bi (or tri-).

Your membership will start when you give me your card.
If you want quick access to my site of pornography, baby, just click me.
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