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Song Parodies -> "Livin In A Johnny!"

Original Song Title:

"Shadow"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Livin In A Johnny!"

Parody Written by:

Dominique Emily

The Lyrics

its funny!
I was 12 years old
in a portapotty
On a construction site
Horrible fight
Now undies are spotty

IT wasn't beautiful
Notta light nothing more
And there a line outside this potty
So don't knock on the door

Somebody listen please!
It now is so so hard just to pee

Living in a johnny
Taking a number 2
Trying to find a hand to hold
To help me through this long poo

Holding in this nightmare
Never able to sleep
Now that I am wide a wake
I can finally be
Please feel sorry for me

All the beans collidaded
One fart after the next
It was stuck inside, my tummy tight
Big pains in my chest

Oooo its painful now
On the bridge of coming out
Its not safe inside, the cheeks are tight
its own identity


So if your listening
Better plug your ears im gonna scream
Living in a johnny
Taking a number 2
Trying to find a hand to hold
TO help me through this long poo

Holding in this nightmare
Never able to sleep
Now that I am wide a wake
I can finally be
Please feel sorry for me


Mother sister father sister mother
Everything sucks now
Mother sister father sister mother
Everything sucks now
Oh my life is bad
Constipated to the max
Oh my life is bad
Now got pains in my back.

I was Living in a johnny
Taking a number 2
Trying to find a hand to hold
TO help me through this long poo

Holdin in a nightmare
Never able to sleep
Now that I am wide a wake
I can finally be
Please feel sorry for me
Please feel sorry please feel sorry for me
Please feel sorry please feel sorry for me

Living in living in living in a johnny
Living in living in living in an old potty
its so funny! haha

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