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Song Parodies -> "Pieces of Shit"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Pieces of Shit"

Parody Written by:

BasementBoy

The Lyrics

On a Monday, I am aching.
On Tuesday, I am shaking.
And by Wednesday, I can't breath.
Then it flushes, I hear you.
And the toilet, is in clear view.
It has come to rescue me.
Damn.... my stomach starts to bend
I can hardly feel my legs, I hope it ends.

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.

It is noisy, messy.
It looks junky, and it's chunky.
I have to keep on flushing.
Small magazines, it is wild.
They're all too short, need a bible.
And it's so disgusting.

Now.... it's coming out so fast.
Well it hits that water and makes a splash.

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.

Will I ever leave this john and become free?
I'm in so much pain.
And if I've sharted in my pants.
I doubt it ever goes away.

On a Monday, I am farting.
On Tuesday, I am barfing,
Onto your clothes, that has to suck

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Ohhh now I'm sitting on the pot.
Ohhh now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

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Mr. Potty Mouth - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DAMMIT! Where are the amiright censors? They just let uncensored swear words just float on by??! Chucky G, I demand that you take this one down immediately.
Chuck A. Spear - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Awwww....poor little Mr. Potty Mouth.....need daddy to hold your ears for you? What did you expect from a parody with t6he word shit in the title???
robocop 10th - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
What the hell is t6he?
Chuck A. Spear - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"T6he" is the fat-fingered clutz version of "the". (Seems like i can't type a word lately without making a mistake....I think I've got Tourettes of the fingers!

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