On a Monday, it gets old
And Tuesday, starts to mold
And by Wednesday, starts to stink
The phone rings, it's the neighbors
Your cheese has no flavor
It's so very gross you see

Oh, it slowly went so bad
I cannot catch my breath
The stink's that bad

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Oh
It seems like something finally died inside my fridge so sealed
It looks like rotten veal
Oh
It's as if there's someone blowing chunks inside my freezer door
I don't know what it's for
It's the pieces, pieces, pieces of cheese

I've got fruities and veggies
There's some brocoli, and some chocoley
But I don't seem to care
There's some beans and some carrots
I will feed that to the parrot

Wow, this cheese went bad so fast
It finally hit the bottom, crash
Like corned beef hash

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How did it go
The friggin cheese I was about to save
Is it that obvious
There's rotten cheese and egg on my face
I guess I never threw away

On a Monday, it gets old
And on Tuesday, starts to mold
And It stinks bad
And I can't breathe

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