Song Parodies -> My Dysfunctional Family

Original Song Title:	"Autobiography"
Original Performer:	Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:	"My Dysfunctional Family"
Parody Written by:	Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs

I was sadly born to two unfit parents, who are both now deceased. My father wrote off all of our relatives under the false assumption that our relatives cheated my parents out of inheritances from both my sets of grandparents. My mother just passed away this July, and now my brother is carrying on the tradition of animosity, accusing me of the same thing. Even though my mother kept a messy house and refused to throw anything away and often thought of no one but herself, I dedicate this song to her memory, for without her, I would not have acquired my skill for writing parodies, I hobby I learned from her. Thanks, Mom!

You think you know me—
You're only thinkin' that you do.
My fam'ly history
Is something you won't believe true.

I grew up in a house chock full of scattered trash,
Constantly hearing my mom's plates and glasses crash!

CHORUS:
Got dead cells in my brain.
I sometimes act insane.
Right now, I'm married;
Hope that won't be changing eventually, oh!
Got post-traumatic stress.
My future's anyone's guess.
If you have to, blame my, blame my dysfunctional family.
Baby, don't blame me!

Brother's not talking at all to me now,
Not calling back.
Just like our dad,
Animosity's where it's at.

So many false beliefs there's been inheritance cheats.
'Cause of these accusations, my clan doesn't speak.

CHORUS:
Got dead cells in my brain.
I sometimes act insane.
Right now, I'm working;
Hope that won't be changing eventually, oh!
Got post-traumatic stress.
My future's anyone's guess.
If you have to, blame my, blame my dysfunctional family.
Baby, don't blame me!

I'm a messed-up girl in a messed-up world.
I'm a crazy girl in a crazy world,
Tryin' to rationalize my insane world.
You don't like me,
So you wanna sue me?
So you wanna sue me?
Got dead cells in my brain.
I sometimes act insane.
Right now, I'm your friend;
But that will be changing eventually, oh!
I'll just leave you to cry,
You piss me off—goodbye!
Those dead cells in my brain
Got me to act insane.
If you have to, blame my, blame my dysfunctional family.
Baby, don't blame me!

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Song Parodies -> My Dysfunctional Family

"Autobiography"

Ashlee Simpson

"My Dysfunctional Family"

Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs

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