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Song Parodies -> "Parental Guidance Suggested!"

Original Song Title:

"La La"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Parental Guidance Suggested!"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Here's a song for new parents.
You can dress me up in diapers
And a romper with a shirt
Decorated with Spiderman
Or with old Ernie and Bert
I'm the baby here for you
I'm the baby

The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
And we are so afraid
To go to movies anymore
Feeding the little brat
Drink from bottle, feed me more
He wants his Mama
It makes his Dada scream!

You have to feed me veggies strained
Though I will put up a fuss
I will throw my rattle with a bang
And make you bitch and cuss

The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
I'm reading Dr. Seuss
But for him it's all a bore
We got a little brat
Social life ran out the door
He wants his mama

The baby's saying Ga Ga!
Need Similac from the store
We need a good maid
To do laundry and much more
Where's his blue blanket at?
We're not sleeping anymore
He wants his Dada
It makes his Mama scream!

It's what we now do
Every single blessed night
Now it's up to you
To raise this child right
Goo goo, goo goo

The baby's saying ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS (maybe I'll here it on 99.5 on the way home), but this is soon to be my life, so it still made me laugh!
... - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I know TOS. It was funny!
Joelle - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job! I'm surprised this didn't have more votes. 555
Rick Cormier - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job! Whaddya haf ta do ta get votes and comments around here? 555
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but I'm glad those days are behind me. (not really)
Charlie Dekcer - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great read, but DKTOS.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Is there anything worse than diapers with skidmarks?
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nothing childish about this parody!
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cute!
Ash - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) XD I can't stand that she lipsyncs...
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) When you make the video, lipsync the lyrics to another of your parodies while this plays. ;)
Stuart McArthur - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - "all we hear is - babio ga ga" - just between you and me, agri....*goes to window and draws the blinds - checks under table for bugs - returns and whispers*....those years were horrible!
Jeff Reuben - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The shock value of knowing you did an Ashlee Simpson song is worth it alone.
Agrimorfee - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff--here's my card: "Have song, will parody." :)
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good stuff, Maynard baby!
Scathe - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very nice.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved the theme. This tune was ripe for parody, ripe like the odiferous fillings of an infant's nappy. 555
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Stu. I'm thinking of writing a book on parenting: "Don't Have Kids, You Freaking Morons". Anyway, DKTOS but a good read and thanks for reminding me how lucky I am my kids are past this stage.
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) boy I hate this original. guess I won't know about babies until I have one either. ;-)
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe you made me download an Ashlee Simpson song. Or any song with "la la" as the hook, for that matter. You owe me.

A worthy parody choice, and excellent replacement material. Good luck with that parenting thing.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Here's some 5's, don't cut yourself on them.
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--This is really funny, Agri...=) Nice work!
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! (no kids yet, but you will hear about it I'm sure, when the time comes!)

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