Song Parodies -> Parental Guidance Suggested!
| Original Song Title: | "La La" |
| Original Performer: | Ashlee Simpson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Parental Guidance Suggested!" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Here's a song for new parents.
You can dress me up in diapers
And a romper with a shirt
Decorated with Spiderman
Or with old Ernie and Bert
I'm the baby here for you
I'm the baby
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
And we are so afraid
To go to movies anymore
Feeding the little brat
Drink from bottle, feed me more
He wants his Mama
It makes his Dada scream!
You have to feed me veggies strained
Though I will put up a fuss
I will throw my rattle with a bang
And make you bitch and cuss
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
I'm reading Dr. Seuss
But for him it's all a bore
We got a little brat
Social life ran out the door
He wants his mama
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
Need Similac from the store
We need a good maid
To do laundry and much more
Where's his blue blanket at?
We're not sleeping anymore
He wants his Dada
It makes his Mama scream!
It's what we now do
Every single blessed night
Now it's up to you
To raise this child right
Goo goo, goo goo
The baby's saying ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga
And a romper with a shirt
Decorated with Spiderman
Or with old Ernie and Bert
I'm the baby here for you
I'm the baby
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
And we are so afraid
To go to movies anymore
Feeding the little brat
Drink from bottle, feed me more
He wants his Mama
It makes his Dada scream!
You have to feed me veggies strained
Though I will put up a fuss
I will throw my rattle with a bang
And make you bitch and cuss
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
In the kitchen on the floor
I'm reading Dr. Seuss
But for him it's all a bore
We got a little brat
Social life ran out the door
He wants his mama
The baby's saying Ga Ga!
Need Similac from the store
We need a good maid
To do laundry and much more
Where's his blue blanket at?
We're not sleeping anymore
He wants his Dada
It makes his Mama scream!
It's what we now do
Every single blessed night
Now it's up to you
To raise this child right
Goo goo, goo goo
The baby's saying ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee
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DKTOS (maybe I'll here it on 99.5 on the way home), but this is soon to be my life, so it still made me laugh!
I know TOS. It was funny!
Good job! I'm surprised this didn't have more votes. 555
Great job! Whaddya haf ta do ta get votes and comments around here? 555
(SOTM) DKTOS but I'm glad those days are behind me. (not really)
(SOTM) Great read, but DKTOS.
Is there anything worse than diapers with skidmarks?
(SOTM) Nothing childish about this parody!
(SOTM) Cute!
(SOTM) XD I can't stand that she lipsyncs...
(SOTM) When you make the video, lipsync the lyrics to another of your parodies while this plays. ;)
(SOTM) - "all we hear is - babio ga ga" - just between you and me, agri....*goes to window and draws the blinds - checks under table for bugs - returns and whispers*....those years were horrible!
The shock value of knowing you did an Ashlee Simpson song is worth it alone.
Jeff--here's my card: "Have song, will parody." :)
(SOTM) Good stuff, Maynard baby!
(SOTM) Very nice.
(SOTM) Loved the theme. This tune was ripe for parody, ripe like the odiferous fillings of an infant's nappy. 555
Gotta agree with Stu. I'm thinking of writing a book on parenting: "Don't Have Kids, You Freaking Morons". Anyway, DKTOS but a good read and thanks for reminding me how lucky I am my kids are past this stage.
(SOTM) boy I hate this original. guess I won't know about babies until I have one either. ;-)
I can't believe you made me download an Ashlee Simpson song. Or any song with "la la" as the hook, for that matter. You owe me.
A worthy parody choice, and excellent replacement material. Good luck with that parenting thing.
A worthy parody choice, and excellent replacement material. Good luck with that parenting thing.
(SOTM) Here's some 5's, don't cut yourself on them.
SOTM--This is really funny, Agri...=) Nice work!
Thanks everyone! (no kids yet, but you will hear about it I'm sure, when the time comes!)
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