On a Monday, I am yearning
Tuesday, I am burning
And by Wednesday, I can't pee
Then the phone rings, it's the doctor
I need to clear out my locker
And tell you whats wrong with me

Crabs...You gave me crabs
That's not all you gave me, and it will last

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out,
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's

I am moody, messy
I get brainless, and it's senseless
Just like my sister is so dumb.

When I'm angry, you don't care
But when you're horny, your there
And I can't cuz my p****'s numb.

Crabs....You gave me crabs
Well, you also gave me AIDS
You F*****' fag!
[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's

How did I know you were gonna deny?
Do you see "stupid"
written across my face....
You wish it never goes away....b****

On a Monday, I am yearning
Tuesday, I am burning in my pants....
So I can kill you

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Ohhhhh
And this is not the end,
Ohhhhh
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's....

Suck my balls!