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Song Parodies -> "My STDs"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces Of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"My STDs"

Parody Written by:

Jaleesa Taylor

The Lyrics

This is only humor, nothing serious.
On a Monday, I am yearning
Tuesday, I am burning
And by Wednesday, I can't pee
Then the phone rings, it's the doctor
I need to clear out my locker
And tell you whats wrong with me

Crabs...You gave me crabs
That's not all you gave me, and it will last

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out,
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's

I am moody, messy
I get brainless, and it's senseless
Just like my sister is so dumb.

When I'm angry, you don't care
But when you're horny, your there
And I can't cuz my p****'s numb.

Crabs....You gave me crabs
Well, you also gave me AIDS
You F*****' fag!
[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's

How did I know you were gonna deny?
Do you see "stupid"
written across my face....
You wish it never goes away....b****

On a Monday, I am yearning
Tuesday, I am burning in my pants....
So I can kill you

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
Now I can tell you what you've done so you can find out
I have herpes in my mouth
Ohhhhh
It's as if you know who you've done and where you have been,
And this is not the end,
Ohhhhh
And this is not the end,
Ohhhhh
And this is not the end,
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's
Of my ST's, ST's, my STD's....

Suck my balls!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Brandi Williams - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny, yo.
M-Dawg - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
A minor repetitive pacing issue, but it was good so 555.
Secrusi - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
lol!!
Kimberly G. - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Suck my Balls was a nice touch...I peed on myself.
Victor Cary - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
XD, this was funny.
Chanel - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was aswome
Beef Wang, BobyBird's Trusty Boxer Dog! - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
WOOF WOOF! That was some funny stuff! I don't need to byte yore knackers orf cause it sucked...cause this parody ROOLS! Beef Wang WOOF, WOOF.
ashlees#1fan - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
that was actually pretty funny
Bethany - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555-Because it seems true, I wouldn't be surprised if Ashlee has STDs.
curious child - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
how do i download the song or hear it? can you post the link up to hear the song?

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