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Song Parodies -> "Food (Carb Free)"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Food (Carb Free)"

Parody Written by:

Guy Driggers

The Lyrics

My girlfriend likes Ashlee Simpson, namely "Piece of Me." I heard it twice and I figured why not make fun of it? So here's a shot at it. An ode to all who suffer at the constant temptation while on a low carb diet.
On a Monday I am craving
Tuesday I am waving
And by Wednesday I can't eat
And the ice cream ain't that sweet
And the fast food is so tempting
But I'm on a low carb diet

All, all the food I loved to eat is gone
I can hardly eat anymore
I hope I lose weight fast

It seems like I'll never eat
Food that seems so real
I miss the way that feels
It's so bad I can't eat with batter
Or anything for that matter
This is getting to be like hell
All the food, food, food that's carb free
All the food, food, food that's carb free

I am missing all my messy
Foods that made me happy
How I miss my hoagie sandwiches
Now I'm hungry and I'm confessin'
I gotta eat before you say blessin'
And I won't stop till I'm full

Call, the food, it calls out to me
But I know I eat foods that are carb free
And it makes me feel so sad

It seems like I'll never eat
Anything that's even real
I hate the way that feels
I want to eat corn with butter
Without caffeine I often stutter
This is really a living hell
All the food, food, food I can't eat

You would not understand
Anything I have to say
Although it's quite obvious
And it's written in my face
It never goes away

On a Monday I am craving
By Tuesday I am waving
Into my own disaster
I can't lose weight any faster

Repeat Chorus x2

Food, food, food that's carb free
Food, food, food I can't eat.

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G30RG3 - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
There is absolutly no rhyme or rythem scheme to your F******** song.

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