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Song Parodies -> "(Art) Gallery"

Original Song Title:

"Valerie"

Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"(Art) Gallery"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

It's been a long while, and this has been stirring in my mind...and in writing this, another one has since began stirring...I may be back soon
When sometimes I do art by myself, I go just around the border
And I look at all my crayons, what to use, and in my pad I draw a picture

Since my brush is gone, well my canvas is a mess
So I paint with fingertips, 'cos the bristles are amiss
When you come on over, start painting a picture of me
Why don't you come see my art gallery?
Gallery, gallery, gallery

Just a whiter shade of pale, for a masterpiece to sell just to get a good offer
I'm a hit all over town, made a picture of the sand and the massive water

Mixing colors everywhere, get the color of your hair and your new lippy
An' pretty soon I work for hire, painting portraits all the time, even for Charles Trippy*

Since I've been around, well I've been a big success
Sketchin' people's new tattoos, even people's silhouettes
So when you come on over, start painting a picture of me
Why don't you come see my art gallery?
Gallery, gallery, gallery

When sometimes I do art by myself, I go just outside the border
And I look at all my crayons, what to use, and in my pad I draw a picture

Since my palette's round, lotsa colors, take your pick
I have red and blue and this, rather awkward shade of pink
When you come on over, start painting a picture of me
Why don't you come see my art gallery?
Gallery, gallery, gallery
(*Charles Trippy...of Youtube fame...couldn't think of anything else that would rhyme for that verse)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Ben - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off 2-4-3
Kristof Robertson - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this, Cait! I only know the Zutons version (Winebox covered this?Go figure...). A few pacing blips but not enough to deduct...a very picturesque 555

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