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Song Parodies -> "You Know I'm a Dude"

Original Song Title:

"You Know I'm no Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"You Know I'm a Dude"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I love Amy's music, but she looks kind of manly....
"Meat swings downstairs" at the bar, you heard
You thought, "yeah, please" when you saw my skirt
You think "How do I get in them today?"
And felt me up like I was potter's clay

'Cause you're my fella, poor guy
Might find that you'll be surprised
Prob'bly heard this one before
"She looks dressed like she is a whore"

Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude

Upstairs in bed, we're making noise
Pulled at my lace just to see my toys
Think I spooked you when my voice got low
In a minute, you will know

Find out too soon, your chick's switch-hitter
You'll find Kim was Harry, and you'll be bitter
Prob'bly heard this one before
"You should have known when you felt 'her' drawers"

Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude

Civil union, you think I'm insane
You know it's just not the same
I'm in the tub, you're at the sink
You got sick when you smelled my feet

Well, you prob'bly got some carpet burn
You've seen it flop now, and your guts churn
Your luck, it seems is cursed
And where you stuck it is the worst

[2x]
Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude

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alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
nightmare of a tale...lol
AFW - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said...only I might spell tail differently
Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not sure I know the original song, but I like the parody of it!
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and AFW... :) Thanks also to Lorelei... here's a link to the music video for this song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj1AzA5qCoI
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff... big stubble in River City!
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC :)
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but lots of good stuff, like "Kim was Harry" lol. 555.
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy :)
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode to be honest. "Kim Was Harry". agree there. . .stubble? I feel sorry for someone if they didn't notice that from the get-go. Good job on a topic that can often show ignorance--you stayed behind that line, and didn't cross--congrats on that. . .
MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave :)
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff, mac. Sad to see Amy joining the "Pete Doherty Club", and becoming more famous for her extra-curricular activities than her music. Not sure I'd say she looks like a dude (unless that dude's Pete Burns), but the scrawly, beehive, tats and self-abuse scars look doesn't do much for me. 555
MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Pete Burns... Dead or Alive... lol... I had to look that up. I didn't know that guy's name. But yeah, thanks for the vote, Kristof... :)

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