"Meat swings downstairs" at the bar, you heard
You thought, "yeah, please" when you saw my skirt
You think "How do I get in them today?"
And felt me up like I was potter's clay

'Cause you're my fella, poor guy
Might find that you'll be surprised
Prob'bly heard this one before
"She looks dressed like she is a whore"

Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude

Upstairs in bed, we're making noise
Pulled at my lace just to see my toys
Think I spooked you when my voice got low
In a minute, you will know

Find out too soon, your chick's switch-hitter
You'll find Kim was Harry, and you'll be bitter
Prob'bly heard this one before
"You should have known when you felt 'her' drawers"

Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude

Civil union, you think I'm insane
You know it's just not the same
I'm in the tub, you're at the sink
You got sick when you smelled my feet

Well, you prob'bly got some carpet burn
You've seen it flop now, and your guts churn
Your luck, it seems is cursed
And where you stuck it is the worst

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Revealing myself, when you see I'm nude
I told ya, I got stubble
You'll know that I'm a dude