Song Parodies -> Right Jab
| Original Song Title: | "Rehab" |
| Original Performer: | Amy Winehouse |
| Parody Song Title: | "Right Jab" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Scotti |
Amy's in trouble, AGAIN!!!!
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I threat, whoa yo, yo
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said go, you, hoe
My life has been just one big haze
The cocaine life's just a phase
'Cause I'm Winehouse, and Winehouse can be bitchy
And my attack reflex is itchy
I may not display much class
But I know that I will kick your white ass
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said no, old, crow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, you, blow
Judge said "Why you always here?"
I said "Blow it out your rear"
I think I'm, I'm gonna lose it maybe
My anger levels run quite severe
He said "You need help, no contest"
Now look, judge baby, I'm possessed
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said bro, low, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This shows, shows, shows
I just can't seem to live with this strain
I'm just, just gonna bash your brain
I don't have time to abstain
I'll just make everyone think I'm insane
And my brains are quite fried
Take my pic, then run and hide
Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said so, they, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
I'll owe, owe, owe
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, hoes, blow
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Very well written epic Mark, this hoe blows you all 555's!
Thanks, Jim. That just set me off, when I heard her latest escapade!
If ever a person's name were prophetic.... Clever to use her *own* song against her! 555, though would have liked to see a bit more variation in the choruses.
Thanks, TT, and you're right on the variations. I rushed to push it out to coincide with the headline...
Been there, done that... have written for radio, where you *have* to get it out that day, and they're not so fussy about repetition, either. Given the time pressure, really a great job, Mark.
Good one Mark
Thanks, Gari!!
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