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Song Parodies -> "Right Jab"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Right Jab"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Amy's in trouble, AGAIN!!!!

Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I threat, whoa yo, yo
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said go, you, hoe

My life has been just one big haze
The cocaine life's just a phase
'Cause I'm Winehouse, and Winehouse can be bitchy
And my attack reflex is itchy
I may not display much class
But I know that I will kick your white ass

Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said no, old, crow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This blows, blows, blows
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, you, blow

Judge said "Why you always here?"
I said "Blow it out your rear"
I think I'm, I'm gonna lose it maybe
My anger levels run quite severe
He said "You need help, no contest"
Now look, judge baby, I'm possessed

Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said bro, low, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
This shows, shows, shows

I just can't seem to live with this strain
I'm just, just gonna bash your brain
I don't have time to abstain
I'll just make everyone think I'm insane
And my brains are quite fried
Take my pic, then run and hide

Judge said I tried to throw a right jab
I said so, they, blow
Yes, I'm on crack and the eye is black
I'll owe, owe, owe
This ain't my real crime
Don't photo me, for I am divine
It makes me want to throw a right jab
I said so, hoes, blow

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Jim Rotondo - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well written epic Mark, this hoe blows you all 555's!
Mark Scotti - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jim. That just set me off, when I heard her latest escapade!
Tommy Turtle - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
If ever a person's name were prophetic.... Clever to use her *own* song against her! 555, though would have liked to see a bit more variation in the choruses.
Mark Scotti - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT, and you're right on the variations. I rushed to push it out to coincide with the headline...
TT - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Been there, done that... have written for radio, where you *have* to get it out that day, and they're not so fussy about repetition, either. Given the time pressure, really a great job, Mark.
Gari J - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one Mark
Mark Scotti - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Gari!!

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