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Song Parodies -> "Math Class"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Math Class"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

I'm a journalism major. I can't do math. In fact, I hate it and it makes me feel sick. But the university requires it. So, here's my anthem of rebellion.
They tried to make me go to math class but I said no, no, no
Twisting my mind, answers, I find, I don't know, know know
I ain't got the timeā€¦
My calculator works just fine
You tried to make me go to math class but I won't go, go, go

I'd rather be at home asleep
My professor is a creep
And there's nothing, nothing he can teach me
That I will not forget in half a day

Really quite high in my class
But there's just this math thing kicking my ass

They tried to make me go to math class but I said no, no, no
Twisting my mind, answers, I find, I don't know, know know
I ain't got the time
My calculator works just fine
You tried to make me go to math class but I won't go, go, go

The man said, why you skipping, here?
I said I got no idea
I'm gonna, gonna write for papers
So why should I take the class I fear?
He said I just think you're too stressed
Yes, and you're causing my distress!

They tried to make me go to math class but I said no, no, no
Twisting my mind, answers, I find, I don't know, know know

I don't wanna take this class again
I just, need this year to end
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
Watching all of my poor brain cells bend

It's not a class I need
And it makes my eyeballs bleed

They tried to make me go to math class but I said no, no, no
Twisting my mind, answers, I find, I don't know, know know
I ain't got the time
My calculator works just fine
You tried to make me go to math class but I won't go, go, go

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Kitty - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it!! I hate math too and I suck it at it.
Iridium - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hahaha good. This one made me laugh.. I have had this song in my head all week (heh even ended up doing a parody here) so I good a good laugh with this one. I hated math as well.

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