Well it sucks working here
It's so boring and so unclean, and I can't stand the atmosphere
Most exciting thing I do
Steal money from the cash register
When my co-workers aren't around

And maybe I'll get fired –
My old boss will scold me, accuse me of
Stealing all these cookies, the money, and some fries
That old trusting shit, he is so blind
I give free re-fills but with no ice

This job is so dead-end
And I can't stand my co-workers; they've bothered me so many times
Most exciting thing I do
Steal money from the cash register
And lay some new wet floor signs down

Well maybe I'll get caught
My old boss will break me accuse me of
Dipping into profit, don't like minimum wage?
Sorry but I don't really act my age
I guess I don't like giving the right change

(Instrumental Break)

And maybe I'll get fired –
My old boss will scold me, accuse me of
Stealing all these cookies, the money, and some fries
That old trusting shit, he is so blind
I give free re-fills but with no ice