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Song Parodies -> "They Bummed My Face Off"

Original Song Title:

"I Lied My Face Off"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alkaline Trio

Parody Song Title:

"They Bummed My Face Off"

Parody Written by:

The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo

The Lyrics

9?9??n a while... hehehe, i made this one up whilst sitting with my
other companion in the library whilst she helped me revise for
our wonderful wonderful gcse maths mock! YAAAAY, twas crap
actually but the song sounded funny at the time...
Well I'm not queer, I'm not even camp,
They tied me down!
Where I'm forced to watch
As they poke holes in every orifice,
Containing something secretly
Something sacred to me

Well I lied my face off when I said that I would be a gay.
It's never fine when they bum away
These ropes cut deep, these scars are permanent
And always on display
This makes poo difficult for me

It's not fair, they're not even done
They fed me the bum, burned me up inside
And watched me choke on someone elses *cough*
On other peoples *cough*
Let's see if I can get away

I lied my face off when I said that I would be a gay
It's never fine when they bum away
These ropes cut deep, these scars are permanent
And always on display
This makes poo difficult for me

Head like an empty, bumming room
Somehow I made a mess
Like watching a newborn babies crack
from sex related stress
Head like an empty, bumming room
Somehow I made a mess
Like watching a newborn babies crack
from sex related stress
I'm bad luck, can't fuck, got no haemorrhoid cream today
Maybe I'll stay upstairs next time I get invited over
By a gay
I lied my face off when I said that I would be a gay
It's never fine when they bum away
err... ALL RIGHTS RESERVED... i think

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