Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm Boned"

Original Song Title:

"Them Bones"

Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Boned"

Parody Written by:

Alice In Chains Fan

The Lyrics

Alice In Chains Rocks!!!!! I just want Jerry Cantrel's autograph!
I believe I'm boned just me. I play people dead in a grave

I am so alone everybody says that I am just boned.

Drink Sprite it just wasted your time.
Empty bottle under the sea.

(Sing Chorus)
(Guitar Solo)

Have you had bad dreams come true?
Don't fly you'll end up in red skies.

(Chorus 2)
I am so alone everybody says that I am just
I am so alone everybody says that I am just
I am so alone everybody says that I am just boned.


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   2
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Red Ant - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
534 Alice in Chains Fan. I love AIC too, and check me out on the parody authors page ( name Red Ant, around number 78 on the list with 62 parodies ( should be 66 by tomorrow, with 4 more AIC parodies, in addition to the 15 or so I have now ). Great pacing, but alot of TOS remained and a bit non-sensical, but some of my earlier AIC stuff was the same way. PS- As I have been told by several Amirighters, AIC is not a " vote magnet " band, and you will see low/ no votes/comments on them, but don't let that PUT YOU DOWN ( inside AIC joke ). PS- You got the whole song, but you may want to change how it looks on the screen ( breaking up lines and repeating choruses instead of putting " chorus " ).
Alice In Chains Fan - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah you're right Red Ant. I should write the whole chorus thing its just that it hurts my fingers a lot but you are right. By da way I'm 10.
Doommaster1994 - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, it's been maybe 10 years ago, and I can't believe I actually made this parody. That was so long ago, I wasn't even 10 and I'm 17 now. :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 510