Baloney
I eat baloney
I make a sandwich
For myself

I eat baloney
It's baloney
I make a sandwich
For myself
I eat baloney

Yo.

This one here - goes out to all my groceries out there
They got that one good brand, dog, that's always been there
Make lots of profit
But one day they can't make no more and decide to leave
Yeah

Woke up in the middle of the night
And I notice my fridge was empty inside
Coulda sworn I was hungry then
Needed baloney
So I had to take a little ride

Backtracking down small side roads
Trying to figure out how I reached the deli before
Cause ever since I had their meats
My whole life's been revolving around

Baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself)
It's baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself, man)
It's baloney

Can't believe I had a store with baloney
And I just forgot its name and address
After all it wasn't phony
Like the crap they sell that
Looks like an abcess

What really hurt me is it was cheap too
And the flavor was good with the bread I had
Ham or turkey they aren't so bad but
I'd decline a pound for a slice of good

Baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself)
It's baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself, man)
It's baloney

Been all around town, not a single freaking sound
About this store that doesn't seem to exist
How the heck am I supposed to keep eating this potroast
When I know there is
Baloney I've missed

Ain't nowhere in the globe I've tasted it
Ain't no food in the globe I'd praise like it
That's the food of my dreams that made me fit
In my perfect world where I just eat

Baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself)
It's baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself, man)
It's baloney

Never thought that I'd be this way
Didn't think I'd be the one to say
I just want to see the day
When I find that grocery and stay

Just for days buying all the meat I can
I want badly now to eat some, man
So now I'm going back to sleep, to dream
About my favorite theme which is

Baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself)
It's baloney (Baloney)
I eat baloney (Eat baloney)
I make a sandwich (Make a sandwich)
For myself (For myself, man)
It's baloney

Baloney (Baloney) (x8)