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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Homely"

Original Song Title:

"Lonely"

Original Performer:

Akon

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Homely"

Parody Written by:

James at War

The Lyrics

Yo, this song here goes out to all the uglies out there, ya know the ones sittin home every Friday night cryin themselves to sleep on their butt-ugly pillows

Ya know, dreamin about that special someone, but then wakin up and rememberin you still ugly

I was born in the middle of the night and the doctor slapped my mama while the nurses cried

The whole hospital went mad, my mama showed me to my dad, and my daddy done up and died

Mama loved me through the good and bad, though Ive caused her pain she never has been unkind

Cuz ever since she laid eyes on me, she lost her sight and now she cant see that Im so



Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)

Left in my home (left in my home) oowwww Im so



Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)

Over the phone (over the phone) oowwww Im so



Peeked my head out of my bedroom window and the cops booked me for indecency

Took a trip down to the beach, laid down in the sand then then a bunch of cats all tried to bury me

When I go walking people shield their eyes from a face thats so ugly I make onions cry

I caused a Cyclops to go crosseyed, flowers die when I walk by cause Im so



Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)

Left in my home (left in my home) oowwww Im so



Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)

Over the phone (over the phone) oowwww Im so



Been all around the world lookin for plastic surgeons but they all say they cant do miracles

Sent Extreme makeover a video of me and they called back to say they dont do animals

I had a pet rock and it wouldnt stay, I met a paraplegic and he ran away

When I throw boomerangs they wont come back to me, The tide wouldnt even bring me in

Cuz Im so

Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)

Left in my home (left in my home) oowwww Im so





Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I scared a blind man (I scared a blind man)

Over the phone (over the phone) oowwww Im so



Im the reason its illegal to clone, (you cant clone)

Looked at Medusa and turned her to stone (right to stone)

To scare criminals my pictures shown, I have to trick-or-treat by phone

I step outside and all my neighbors flee, (lets run)

put my face in the water and it parts the sea (Just like Moses, baby)

Even my Rice Krispies wont talk to me, cuz Im just so homely

Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I have no mirrors (I have no mirrors)

Left in my home (left in my home) oowwww Im so



Homely (so homely)

Im Mr. Homely (Mr. Homely)

I scared a blind man (so Homely)

Over the phone (Mr. Homely)





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