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Song Parodies -> "I got 'Chu"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Matter"

Original Performer:

Akon

Parody Song Title:

"I got 'Chu"

Parody Written by:

Chainsaw Nintendiac

The Lyrics

A Pokemon Parody Proceeding Akon's Pap Tune, It Don't Matter




Poke Poke
Oh
Ohoohwooe
Oooh
Ooohhwooe

Nobody wanna battle us now, yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Nobody battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to Hoenn
Nobody wanna battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
My Pikachu

Nobody can beat our Slaking's fatigue
Nobody thought we'd beat the league
I feel I'm hopin' and prayin'
Things in the team gonna get better
Rocket always after you
Rocket always after me
Seem like everybody wanna steal our team
Pokemon revolution on Wii
Givin' you all of those stings
So you roll on your side
But I must admit there was a couple Jigglys
In the bushes that sing
But just know I take
A challenge so you wake
And I'ma have you first in my party
To keep your levels high

Nobody wanna battle us now, yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Nobody battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to Hoenn
Nobody wanna battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
My Pikachu

Got every right to disobey
Got every right to wanna nap
Got every right to hit the wrong
Opponent and lose the badge
You don't even have to try
So the battle's a flop
Because the way I been trainin' lately
Has been over the top
Especially thunderbolt
Puttin' too much pressure
So instead of goin up your levels goin lesser
Just to win badge
Most of it just is cruel
Ain't true
And they won't show you
How much of an asset you are to me
And why I choose you Pika

Nobody wanna battle us now, yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Nobody battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to Hoenn
Nobody wanna battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
My Pikachu

Ho-Oh Ho-Oh Ho-Oh
My Pikachu
Chuuuuu
My Pikachu Chu
My Pikachu

Nobody wanna battle us now, yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Nobody battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
Cause I got 'chu
Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
We gon' fight
Fight for our right to Hoenn
Nobody wanna battle us now,yeah
But it don't matter no
My Pikachu

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