Turkey,
Toothpicks,
Some gum,

I'm hearin' grumbles, I can feel them in my tummy,
Didn't have lunch so I am out for something yummy,
But I don't want to spoil my appetite, and I'm low on money,
And so I'll look in my pantry, see what I can find,
Snack that,
There's food galore,
Snack that,
Behind the door,
Snack that,
"Till canker sore,
Snack that,
Oooooh,
Snack that,
I could have sworn,
Snack that,
I bought some more,
Snack that,
Out at the store,
Snack that,
Oooooh,

Hungry, I just want a bite of pepperoni,
A chicken breast or something less bony,
Want beef, man, you can't rely on me,
To keep my pantry full of stuff to eat,
A frozen meal sounds really easy,
So I reach into Mr. Freezy,
I checked the time, it was not relievin',
Remembered I got an hour then I'm leavin',
So I'm frantically looking through boxes of cereal,
Trying to find something that isn't older than Jethro Tull,
I can see that I'm running low,
I'm out of Frosted Cheerios,
I haven't been to Costco,
Since mid-July of '94,

I'm hearin' grumbles, I can feel them in my tummy,
Didn't have lunch so I am out for something yummy,
But I don't want to spoil my appetite, and I'm low on money,
And so I'll look in my pantry, see what I can find,
Snack that,
There's food galore,
Snack that,
Behind the door,
Snack that,
"Till canker sore,
Snack that,
Oooooh,
Snack that,
I could have sworn,
Snack that,
I bought some more,
Snack that,
Out at the store,
Snack that,
Oooooh,

I love Cheese Whiz,
"Cause whenever I squeeze it,
I get delicious tastes all over my Cheez-Its,
I could go,
Out to the store,
But I'm tired like a tipper, want to stay home,
My fridge is full of old Red Bull,
But no snacks there, it hurts my soul,
Crackers? No,
My supplies are running low,
Next occasion I have, I'll go to the store,
But now I'm-a lose control if I can't find a roll,
I would even eat tofu-spam until I'm full,
I'd cook spaghetti if I had meatballs,
Maybe I'll order pizza, and give them a call,
But I look at the clock, what is the time?
It says it's about 4:59,
I looked and searched and tried hard to find,
Something to eat that rhymes with the last line,
Oh no,

I'm hearin' grumbles, I can feel them in my tummy,
Didn't have lunch so I am out for something yummy,
But I don't want to spoil my appetite, and I'm low on money,
And so I'll look in my pantry, see what I can find,
Snack that,
There's food galore,
Snack that,
Behind the door,
Snack that,
"Till canker sore,
Snack that,
Oooooh,
Snack that,
I could have sworn,
Snack that,
I bought some more,
Snack that,
Out at the store,
Snack that,
Oooooh,

The light when I open the icebox is blinding,
But I shake my head, because no food am I finding,
Now I'm thinking back in my head, rewinding,
What did I do with that last bag of grind tea?
I'd like some Cap'n Crunch,
Or peanut butter jelly sandwich to munch,
I'd almost eat my dog, but that wouldn't be right,
I'd drink a gin and tonic, but that's saved for tonight,
I could hop in the car and take an airplane flight,
Load up on salted peanuts and be back by tonight,
Or I can go huntin' for seagulls,
But I don't know if that's legal,
Much left, if that's evil,
I'm getting off track, now, baby, it's a fact that,
If I see a bag of chips, I'm-a quarterback sack that,
If you'd bring me down a Frito-Lays snack pack,
I'd give you anything for a chance just to snack that,

I'm hearin' grumbles, I can feel them in my tummy,
Didn't have lunch so I am out for something yummy,
But I don't want to spoil my appetite, and I'm low on money,
And so I'll look in my pantry, see what I can find,
Snack that,
There's food galore,
Snack that,
Behind the door,
Snack that,
"Till canker sore,
Snack that,
Oooooh,
Snack that,
I could have sworn,
Snack that,
I bought some more,
Snack that,
Out at the store,
Snack that,
Oooooh,

I'm hearin' grumbles, I can feel them in my tummy,
Didn't have lunch so I am out for something yummy,
But I don't want to spoil my appetite, and I'm low on money,
And so I'll look in my pantry, see what I can find,
Snack that,
There's food galore,
Snack that,
Behind the door,
Snack that,
"Till canker sore,
Snack that,
Oooooh,
Snack that,
I could have sworn,
Snack that,
I bought some more,
Snack that,
Out at the store,
Snack that,
Oooooh.