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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Bug You"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Love You"

Original Performer:

Akon

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Bug You"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

This has been in the works for a long time now. I've wanted to do a parody of it for a while, but I couldn't think of a good idea (I Wanna Mug You, I Wanna Tug You, I Wanna Rub You). Nothing was working out. Finally, I settled on this theme and I think it actually turned out pretty well. If I can find a decent instrumental, I'll record this with Ruben and the Novelty Shack.
Stop it,
Rotten music,
And you know I'm still here,

You see my whinin' and dinin',
Using my hands,
You know I'm making faces at you,
Guess you already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
Now,

Noises in the air as I say,
What my mind throws my way,
I will not go away,
Today,
Don't tell,
I smell,
Yes, you know I love to wake you each day with my duct tape,
I tied your shoes together, what else should I do?
The more you ignore me, the more I pick on you,
Got a "kick me" sign I want to stick on you,
And an F.R.O.G. I want to stick inside your swimming pool,
You're stuck on glue I planted last night,
Prank callin' your home and cuttin' out your lights,
And I'm-a probably get shot or punched before four days or five,
"Cause stupid is stupid and I stay annoying for life,

You see me lyin' and flyin',
My rubber bands,
I know you hate me prank calling you,
But you already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
Now,

Homie, I can see you ain't lonely,
Hand full of photos all ruined by me,
So you're looking at me like I'm a giant leech,
You want to bury me beneath a beach,
You're trying to get me up out your home,
So you can just have a couple minutes alone,
But I've got thirty sacks of dog crap to pour down your back,
And itching powder you'll love,
Some say I'm immature,
Swapped your toothpaste with butter,
Spend money like it don't mean nothin',
Probably "cause it all belonged to you,

I see you smilin' and writin',
In a good mood,
I know I must be getting rusty,
And I must do to you,
Something to bug you,
You already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
Now,

Walking to your desk with some more tacks,
I fed your goldfish some Tide and Ajax,
Behind, I've got a clear view,
You can't see me but I can see you,
It's cool, I bet you'll love the pet that I just set upon your bed,
Your eyes are rollin', I'm yellin', I'm jumpin',
Your fists are clenchin', you're wishin' I'm dyin', you're lookin' at me,

Oh, and now you're lookin' at me,
Like a talkin' burger patty,
I'm spraying you with a fire hose,
Now you're mad, he's,
Going batty,
Sometimes you try to ignore me,
Hoping I'll find it boring,
Just more time to set up pranks I've been imagining,
I'm lovin' the way I scare your cats,
And shatter every single glass,
No need to ever grow up too fast,
Come here, I've got a thing for you,

You see me spyin', and tryin',
My power tools,
I know you see me lookin' at you,
Drilling holes in your stool,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
Now,

I see you mindin', and tryin',
To stay away,
I know that it's your date of birth,
I should let you have your day,
But I wanna bug you,
You already know,
I wanna bug you,
You already know,
Now.
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Joel - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey that's actually pretty funny

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