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Song Parodies -> "The Boots And Chair Are Gone"

Original Song Title:

"But Home is No Where"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"The Boots And Chair Are Gone"

Parody Written by:

Samii

The Lyrics

Me and My friend Stephanie made this up about a Chorus teacher we hate
Twenty-six years and seems like just yesterday
I got my boots and put them on right away
When the Kochyan stole my boots and my chair too
I screamed and cried until i could no more

Those are my boots, bring them back here
How did I ever get them stolen?
Cyst in my vocal cord
My boots to disappear
Absent of sole, marked as leather
Ungranted in singing left me disowned
To this nature, so unnatural
I remain boot-less

Twenty-six years end, still still looking for my boots
Such revelations while understood by the Puget
When the Kochyan stole my chair, who questioned his grace?
Please clear the house of Mr. Kochyans taste

That is my chair, you fat ugly bald man
How did you get it ?
It is blue and pretty
My chair is missing
Absent of chair, marked as "Davey"
It doesn't say "Kochyan",left me disowned
To this chair, so unnatural
I remain alone

Give me my chair, give me my boots
Give me my chair, give me my boots
Give me my chair, give me my boots now!

I lay strewn across the floor, can't find my boots
Everyday another small chair can't be found
I lay strewn across the floor, pieced up in sorrow
The chair is lost, these shoes don't fit
Pieced together incomplete and empty

This is my revenge, this is eternal
How did I ever end up here?
I'm gonna key your brand new car
Your candy to disappear
Absent of cnady, marked as "Gay Fag"
Ungranted in cell phone left me disowned
To this nature, so unnatural
You remain alone

That is my boot, this is my chair
How did they end up here?
Discarnate, preternatural
My prayers to Havok
Absent of voice, marked as a cyst
Ungranted in dead time left me voice-less
To this nature, so unnatural
I will just take your candy!

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 7

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This Time Imperfect - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That was hilarious. I don't even know you or your chorus teacher, but that made me laugh. Nice mention of Davey's cyst at the end. We're all praying for him! :)
Samii - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank You. Me and my friend Stephanie r praying 4 him 2. Our chorus teacher looks like a bird

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