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Song Parodies -> "Big Cow"

Original Song Title:

"The Leaving Soul Pt. II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Big Cow"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Don't waste your money
to go to the petting farm
and don't go near those cows
I drank some milk,
those cows went furious,
they tried to chomp at me

(11 moo's)

(Chorus)
Big Cow!
It's gonna eat me
Big Cow!
It's gonna kill me
Big Cow!
and it's all because I had milk

I begin to sadly cry,
and scream in pain,
That cow was killing me
look what it's done,
It took all of my limbs,
Oh, I'll be back to get him,

(9 moo's)

(Chorus x 2)

I went to a goat, and then said goodbye[x3]
That cow was crazy
It really hurt
Shot milk at me
It wasn't even
Processed
I curled up
now it want to eat me

(Chorus)

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That one kid - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great my sister loves AFI she'll never here the end of BIG COW!
Ashley - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Veryc corny.
Lily - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAH the cow ate you how do you like it now that the tables are turned hehehe
Erin - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha...I'd love to hear Davey sing that one :P
alex - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
noice.
esther - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
this sucked.

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