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Song Parodies -> "Icky and Grime"

Original Song Title:

"Silver and Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Icky and Grime"

Parody Written by:

Angela & Anna

The Lyrics

Cleaning the bathroom is always fun. Especially with friends. And AFI. And little green toothbrushes... With that said, from the girls who brought you "Drag" and "The Stalking Song Pt. II", we present to you, "Icky and Grime".
I, I went to the store
And I left with a toothbrush
To clean
My icky bathroom.

But I
I realized that forgot
My happy Scrubbing Bubbles
So I clean
With my sister's shampoo!

Bathrooms are icky
Oh, my icky bathroom now,
Bathrooms are icky!
Ewwww!
As a slimy green thing
Creeps through my drain
I do scream,
"Oh this place is so trashy!"
Bathrooms are icky,
Oh, my icky bathroom!

The tub,
It was covered with grime.
Ripped down the shower curtain
Leopard print,
Sure as hell wasn't mine.

But now,
It is no longer grimy,
It no longer looks old,
Thanks to this green toothbrush
I hold!!!!

Bathrooms are icky
Oh, my icky bathroom now,
Bathrooms are icky!
Ewwww!
As a slimy green thing
Creeps through my drain
I do scream,
"Oh this place is so trashy!"
Bathrooms are icky,

Bathrooms are gross.
I hate to scrub the sink,
Bathrooms are gross.
With my little green toothbrush.
Bathrooms are gross.
I hate to scrub the sink,
Bathrooms are gross.
With my little green toothbrush,

As it creeps
To the drain
Oh my icky bathroom, now!

Bathrooms are icky
Oh, my icky bathroom now,
Bathrooms are icky!
Ewwww!
As a slimy green thing
Creeps through my drain
I do scream,
"Oh this place is so trashy!"
Bathrooms are ick-
Bathrooms are icky!

Bathrooms are icky
Oh, my icky bathroom now,
Bathrooms are icky!
Ewwww!
As a slimy green thing
Creeps through my drain
I do scream,
"Oh this place is so trashy!"
Bathrooms are ick-
Bathrooms are ick-
Bathrooms are ick-
Bathrooms are icky!
Oh, my ick bathroom!
Be watching out for the posting of our next two parodies in progress, "The Stalking Song" (The Leaving Song, AFI), and "In the Bathroom" (In the Shadows, The Rasmus). We seem to have a thing for bathrooms...-Anna & Angela

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Barbra - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
hahahahahaha!!!! very nice...I see you 2 have a thing for bathrooms...lol
Steamboat Willie - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha too funny. "Thanks to this green toothbrush I hold!!!!" Now everytime I hear this song I shall think of a toothbrush. Ha.

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