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Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Got A Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got A Gun"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cheney's Got A Gun"

Parody Written by:

The Bob Rivers Show

The Lyrics

The Bob Rivers Show Parody Song Takes Aim at Cheney
(A Parody of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun)
Produced by The Bob Rivers Show

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
He's squintin' in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They said when Cheney goes To Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He tracked a little bitty birdy
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane

Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Cindy Sheehan better run
He a weapon of mass destruction

Lead vocals by Spike O'Neill

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 59

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 3   1
 4   18
 5   40

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hmmm?? - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This is either the third or fourth parody of this song on this site. And by teh way, wasn't TOS made in 1989 or something?
hmmm?? - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I should rephrase that to say "the third or fourth parody with this parody title" or something like that.
Stephen Harrington - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
454, good, but the first two I read(one yesterday and today) are better.
ChuckyG - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Was this really submitted by the Bob Rivers folks? If not, it shouldn't be here.
Shadow - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
it's pretty good, but the OS was in 1990. This is the 4th parody i've seen about cheney. And personnally I think it's been over done. It's sort of like over playing a song on the radio. However it is a good parody so ill give you 5/4/5
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ChuckyG, this is Bob Rivers. Check the link!
Matthias - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
The best one of this song... Good to see your stuff Bob, been a fan for a while!
Larry Hensley - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice to see some Bob Rivers stuff here.
A. Person - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, Shadow, it peaked in 1990, but it began to chart in '89.
quando omni flunkus, moritatus - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i totally saw this coming...
CHUCKIE CHEEZE - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good song...I'm somewhat skeptical about who submitted it (anyone could have put the correct link at the bottom). They probably would have submitted the audio (which is great) as well if it was really them. At least proper credit was given and it's nice to know the Bob Rivers might look at the site. The world may never know!

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