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Song Parodies -> "Girls of Winter"

Original Song Title:

"Girls of Summer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Girls of Winter"

Parody Written by:

outofthisworld

The Lyrics

Inspired by "Heartbreakers"(the movie with Sigourney Weaver and Gene Hackman). Hopefully, you'll get the metaphor with "Girls of Winter," because they're cold... like winter.
When summer pink turns to winter slush
You see a girl and you start to blush
Try not to develop such a crush
It's just a Girl of Winter

Don't try and give her a big wet smooch
You don't want to waste it on a hooch
She'll just hang around and try to mooch
She's another Girl of Winter

(Well, do ya know what everyone is talkin' 'bout)

Some girls just want to cheat you
Some girls just like to waste your time
Some girls will try to sweet you
And then they'll pull the classic crime
Over and over again

They do the things that drive men wild
They act all sweet like a little child
It happened to me with just one smile
From that damn Girl of Summer

(Well, do you know what I've a-been talkin' 'bout)

Some girls just want to cheat you
Some girls just like to waste your time
Some girls will try to sweet you
And then they'll pull the classic crime
Over and over again

They'll get you buyin' them clothes
They'll get you caught in their spell
They'll get you thinkin' it's heaven
Then you'll realize it's hell
They "fall in love" twice a day
And then they go and party
S'il vous plait

For them the best things in life are free
As long as they have you on your knee
But someone will get lucky, and they'll see
The girl...

Some girls just want to cheat you
Some girls just like to waste your time
Some girls might try to beat you
Some girls won't even leave a dime
Some girls will try to sweet you
And then they'll pull the classic crime
They'll do it over and over again...
over and over again...
over and over again...

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