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Song Parodies -> "Frankies Got The Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Janies Got A Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Frankies Got The Runs"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

"I am not a crook"
chilli cheese what have you done?!
i think i caught the runs
chilli cheese what have you done?!
its the smell, its the smell

Frankies got the runs(x2)
his pants have come undone
he's screamin 911
what did those tacos do?
what will i go through?

they say when frankie was heard screamin
he said relase this demon from the inside of me
but man was his trail running
but now that frankies got the runs
his butt will never be the same

Frankies got the runs(x2)
the tacos days just begun
now everyones on the run
can't stand it anymore
frankie has hit the floor

he snacked an itty bitty taco
but man did it have an effect
they say the pain that he was under
the squeakin and the screamin
knew tacos he would never eat a-gain

run away, run away from the stank
lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy,lordy,
run away, run away from the stank


frankies got the runs(x2)
the tacos day's just begun
now everybodys on the run
didnt know tacos could hurt to
poo
its frankies last bean burrito t.o.o.

he couldnt take it easy and
blew the freakin toliet away
he said squeeqin aint easy
the taco had soo much cheese!!
he'll never eat tacos again

run away, run away from the stank
lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy,lordy,
run away, run away from the stank

run away, run away from the stank
lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy,lordy,
run away, run away from the stank

Frankies got the runs(x2)
the tacos days just begun
now everyones on the run
can't stand it anymore
frankie has hit the floor

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Timmy1000 - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Some good reading here while sitting on the can.
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody bowled me over. It didn't stall at all. You are flush with talent. You might want to check out Malcolm Higgins' "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald." He's pretty funny when he's not political.
Chance Gollnick - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Well thank you its a john worthy tune, and i appricate your comments it really means alot, i think im finding my knack.
Brian - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Need some Pepto Bismol with that? 5s all around.

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