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Song Parodies -> "Big Jaws"

Original Song Title:

"Big Jack"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Big Jaws"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Here's another bonus parody for you guys! This one's about Jaws, the metal-mouthed villain played by Richard Kiel. Enjoy the parody!
The man is a giant,
Workin’ for some random boss.
The man is always ready,
He don’t find the work too hard.

People start a-runnin’
When Jaws is on his way!
Fear is their reaction,
His legend’s livin’ on!

He’s such a bad offender!
Folks say, “Holy crap!”
He’s a tough contender!

Look out for Jaws!
He’s on his way!
Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
His strength seems so unnatural,
It leaves people in awe!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
He’s got a reputation,
Got metal in his maw!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
He always leaves some injuries
That take lots of gauze!

Big Jaws!
Here comes Jaws!
He never takes a pause!

You shouldn’t face this villain
‘Less you got the balls!
This man is like a mountain,
‘Bout seven feet tall!

When he sees that agent,
You know that things are gettin’ real!
He got a bad reputation
Wreckin’ stuff that’s in his path!

Teeth will cut through flesh
Like a knife through butter!
He’s the baddest of them all!

Look out folks!
He’s on his way!
Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
His strength seems so unnatural,
It leaves people in awe!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
Always causin’ trouble,
Crushes stuff that’s in his way!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
He is such a hazard
To those folks who save the day!

Big Jaws!
Here comes Jaws!
He never takes a pause!

[guitar solo]

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
His strength seems so unnatural,
It leaves people in awe!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
He’s got a reputation,
Got metal in his maw!

Big Jaws!
Big Jaws!
He always leaves some injuries
That take lots of gauze!

Big Jaws!
Here comes Jaws!
There’s a need to worry,
He never takes a pause!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting bit in the neck.

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Wild Child JIN - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Yikes! It sounds like to me, that Jaws really "sinks" his "teeth" into his work, and takes a really big "bite" "into" crime! ;-D Great Parody Dylan! 5's! :-)

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