They be the crust of senior living

Could be awake all the day
Maybe sleeping eating ham
Seein' the era of a new age
Keeps spending all their money
Chewin' with gums not teeth fakes
Instead of respra'tory sighin'
They sleep all long days

Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

Down at the nursing home
Food it started heating up
Walkin' on a balance scale
Drinking sour tea right from the cup
Around and around they go
The old seniors play strage card games
Sitting in the crusty nursing home
With a hunched up back
Out comes the local nurser
To put you to your nap

Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

Down at the nursing home
Food it started heating up
Walkin' on a balance scale
Drinking sour tea right from the cup
Around and around they go
The old seniors play strage card games
Watch out for geezers, watch out for geezers

I said stale, I said stale,
I said stale, I said stale,
Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale!
Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale!
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

You need glasses for the eyes in your head man
Or you're gonna go blind...