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Song Parodies -> "Stale Geezer"

Original Song Title:

"Hail, Caeser"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Stale Geezer"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Again, no offense to senior citizens It's just so...EASY to write prodies like this Oh, well, no harm intended, just for the fun and the hell of it
They be the crust of senior living

Could be awake all the day
Maybe sleeping eating ham
Seein' the era of a new age
Keeps spending all their money
Chewin' with gums not teeth fakes
Instead of respra'tory sighin'
They sleep all long days

Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

Down at the nursing home
Food it started heating up
Walkin' on a balance scale
Drinking sour tea right from the cup
Around and around they go
The old seniors play strage card games
Sitting in the crusty nursing home
With a hunched up back
Out comes the local nurser
To put you to your nap

Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

Down at the nursing home
Food it started heating up
Walkin' on a balance scale
Drinking sour tea right from the cup
Around and around they go
The old seniors play strage card games
Watch out for geezers, watch out for geezers

I said stale, I said stale,
I said stale, I said stale,
Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale!
Stale! Stale! Stale! Stale!
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]
Old stale geezer, [cough cough]

You need glasses for the eyes in your head man
Or you're gonna go blind...

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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL...Stale Geezer...LOL

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