Hey guys
This is Kip
Yeah you know Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
Mind if I spit some lyrics

All the world really needs is a little Kip
Not a lot baby girl just a little Kip
I can show you how to date with a little Kip
You can find your soul mate with a little Kip
You wanna grow a mustache with a little Kip
Train for a cage match with a little Kip
Wear some really high socks with a little Kip
Dang my lifestyle rocks with a little Kip

This is Kip and I'm coming out your stereo
I need a ride into town wanna give me a tow
But make sure we're back early though
I got a chat room meeting 'bout 4 or so.
My neck, my wrist, my ears are froze, 'cause I made some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico
You must've heard of how I roll
So step back 'cause I'm getting a little TO'd

And you know I love technolgy
But not as much as you, you see
When I sit in the couch I turn it out
Nachos with extra cheese that's what I'm talking about

When you see me on the street its high fashion
'Cause I rock Polo shirt like no one can
That's right it's Kip
You thought I was fifty
See what happens when your trying with me
(Oh)

All the world really needs is a little Kip
Not a lot baby girl just a little Kip
I can show you how to date with a little Kip
You can find your soul mate with a little Kip
You wanna grow a mustache with a little Kip
Train for a cage match with a little Kip
Wear some really high socks with a little Kip
Dang my lifestyle rocks with a little Kip