-> "In Da Pub"
Original Song Title:
"In The Club"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In Da Pub"
Parody Written by:
Sampler X
The Lyrics
In Da Pub by Sampler X
Yo, yo, yo. . .
Yo Biggy, it ain't your birthday
Yo Tupac, it ain't your birthday
Yo Easy, it ain't your birthday
You mother f****ers are dead, it ain't your birthday
CHORUS
Find me in the pub, eatin' on some grub,
Crazy sippin on some dollar draft Bud,
I'm into getting shot, not into getting rubbed,
Shot for a deal, that's part of the plot,
REPEAT CHORUS
Just chilling in the hood doing the things I should,
Suddenly a car pulled up, got shot up good
Now I'm good to go, got myself some street cred.
Wearing Nikes now, instead of Keds.
It's good to be shot, not straight up dead
Might be the only rapper living, that's full of lead.
So glad I got shot at about 9 times,
I'm like a crazy ass cat that's full of rhymes
Was a washed up rapper, doing windows for change
Now I'm playing big clubs on a green golf range
I really like my new found celebrity,
It's good to get shot at, it's money, G.
Been hit with some shells, I ain't talking pasta
Got more need for my weed than a hardcore rasta
If you think I'm stupid now, just check me out later,
Got a bullet proof vest, it's made out of gator,
CHORUS
Find me in the pub, eatin' on some grub,
Crazy sippin on some dollar draft Bud,
I'm into getting shot, not into getting rubbed,
Shot for a deal, that's part of the plot,
REPEAT CHORUS
Just chillin in the mood, mindin' my business,
All of a sudden, a drive by, "hey, what is this'
Shoot me again, I'll go triple platinum,
nothing like the taste, 357 magnum
Been hit real hard, they call me a gimp,
Can't move real fast, just a handicapped pimp
You can shoot up my good, just don't use a sub
Thanks for the deal man, let's go to the pub...
Don't give a shit about what you all think
I'm sampler x, might be wack, but all your rhymes stink!
A triple f rapper who's got a death wish,
But my record label's sweeter than red licorice,
CHORUS
Find me in the pub, eatin' on some grub,
Crazy sippin on some dollar draft Bud,
I'm into getting shot, not into getting rubbed,
Shot for a deal, that's part of the plot,
REPEAT TWICE.
FADE OUT.
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