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Song Parodies -> "Tasty Spot"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Tasty Spot"

Parody Written by:

SmartyPants

The Lyrics

Yam
Uh-huh
So delicious

I'll take you to the Tasty Spot
I'll serve two of the best pork chops
Go "head girl, eat that slop
Keep eatin' till you fall and drop (dough!)
I'll take you to the Tasty Spot (yam)
I'll let you drink some soda pop (uh-huh)
I bet you're gonna eat a lot (come on)
Keep eatin' till your stomach pop (dough!)

I'll cook the burger your way, how rare do you want it
You gon' eat that steak up or should I put sauce on it
Your belly's fillin', okay lets look at the kid's menu
Your mouth jam-packed, can't fit one more cashew
I'll bake a cow for you now, baby it's simple
If you eat that whole bowl, you will be so full
I'll pop the popcorn like I'm poppin' a pimple
In the whip cream or the mayo, you can dip that french roll
I've got the bread stick, I bet you love bacon
Keep on stuffin' your face until your stomach is achin'
Wanna show me how you eat it baby, no problem
Sit at the table and eat the chicken wings till you got a big bottom
Got the sloppy joe, and the jiggly jello
If we run out of food, I can bake you some mo'
I'm using propane baby, to cook up the ham
Put the food in your mouth girl, don't eat with your hands (ha ha)

[chorus]

Girl, what I cook (what you cook)
And where I cook (and where you cook)
The things I cook (things you cook)
I get from my cookbook (yeah)

Chew it for me baby, nice and slow
Open wide, eat, you'll soon have lotsa gas to blow
You ain't never tasted beets like this before
And I ain't never seen someone eat like this before
Soon as the soup"s done in the microwave I'll let you eat it
The pasta cooled off now so we gotta go reheat it
Isn't it ironic how the Heimlich helps you live for so long
Have you drinkin' from that glass after I'm gone
I pour the Sprite pop at the right time
Iced tea or fruit juice, she likes it with lemon-lime
So delicious, you should taste the apple pie
Her lips in slow-mo as she chews the chicken thigh
As long as the popcorn's popping homie, I add topping
Don't forget the baguette, man on her plate I'm ploppin'
another tasty pastry, donut after donut, eat on
We gone eat til every noodle and every strudel is gone

[chorus x2]

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