Intro (spoken): Welcome to the Handy Shop

Song:

Chorus
I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let you eat the horse's plop,
Just go ahead and don't you stop,
Keep going till you smell that spot, WO!

I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let yuo have some Co-co-pops,
You can buy stuff with what you've got,
C'mon and we can smoke some pot, WO!

Verse 1

You can have it your way, how do yuo want it, you can go to the handy shop and by a new bonnet, we can sniff some cocaine, or smoke some weed, but we goin' down the alley-way to blow some trees, get the keys, kill the bees, 'cause your gonna be on your knees, geiin' please, for me to cure your disease.....yo,

Chorus
I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let you eat the horse's plop,
Just go ahead and don't you stop,
Keep going till you smell that spot, WO!

I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let yuo have some Co-co-pops,
You can buy stuff with what you've got,
C'mon and we can smoke some pot, WO!

Verse 2
Give it to me baby slow or fast, climb on top of me baby and let out some gas, broken glass is the reason why cars are smashed and kids are bashed and taxis crash......YO,

Chorus
I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let you eat the horse's plop,
Just go ahead and don't you stop,
Keep going till you smell that spot, WO!

I'll take you to the handy shop,
I'll let yuo have some Co-co-pops,
You can buy stuff with what you've got,
C'mon and we can smoke some pot, WO!