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Song Parodies -> "In Da Cave (Tribute to Batman)"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Cave (Tribute to Batman)"

Parody Written by:

BPrulz

The Lyrics

I know the pacing's a little off, but I was bored and it seemed cool to write this from Batman's point of view.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go
Go Alfred, It's my birthday,
I should go party like it's my birthday
I should go bang some hotties since it's my birthday
But then again I don't really care 'cause I'm the Batman!

You can find me in the cave, dwellin' in the cave
Or in my Batmobile, headin' to protect
I'm into fighting crime, I'm not into spreading love
So all you thugs look out, you're about to get snubbed

When I roll into town, see my Batmobile on dubs
When I hop on out, it's my fists on thugs
Joker's heard I'm on my way, and I'm showin' no love
'Less you're hot like Catwoman, I'm not gonna wanna f**k
But still there's nothing changed, thugs down, Bat's up,
I see Gordon in the cut, Commissioner light that signal up
When you check out my moves, can't mistake me for an agent or cop
Been hit with a few shells but I won't even stop
In the city of Gotham they're saying "Batman you hot"
Some like me, Others wish I meet my death and get shot
But dream on, 'cuz what they don't know is that I am loco
And the plan is to put all the bad guys in some choke holds
I'm a really obsessed man, crime fighting on my mind
I throw a mil on Batmobile to make it really grind
Now looky here, I got new gadgets, ready to go
I'm ready to fight some guys while I spin this flow

You can find me in the cave, dwellin' in the cave
Or in my Batmobile, headin' to protect
I'm into fighting crime, I'm not into spreading love
So all you thugs look out, you're about to get snubbed

My folks were shot when I was young
That's why I bought these fancy toys
My cars, gadgets, kung-fu, my cash
Look and no one knows that I am Bruce Wayne

And you should love me, way more than you hate me
Penguin you mad? I thought you'd sappy I stopped you
I'm the guy with the cape and the pointy ears
Yo Two-Face, double-sided coins are just plain for queers
Batarangs I get to throwin' and you know that it's on
I snatch a baddie really quick, hangin' upside down
If my signal's in the sky, my vengeance burns
If you're a dirty cop, I am concerned
I'm gonna set you real straight, when I snatch you up
If the coppers hate, then let them hate
Watch the filth pile up
At my feet the bad guys, beat and maimed pile up
I know they all fear me

You can find me in the cave, dwellin' in the cave
Or in my Batmobile, headin' to protect
I'm into fighting crime, I'm not into spreading love
So all you thugs look out, you're about to get snubbed

(Talking)
Haha, don't try to act innocent, Joker, I see you from here in the Batcave, Joker! It's anout to pop off Joker!
Batman
Gotham/Wayne Enterprises

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